There's nothing quite like getting up in the morning, having a shower, towelling off, and applying the unholy stench of femininity. Deodorant companies cannot seriously believe that any woman living really wants to smell like this. Yeeuuch.
Friday, October 01, 2004
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Martha says:
As the angry vagina says "always trying to clean us up, all those sprays, floral, berry, rain? Don't want my vagina to smell like rain. It smells good enough already. Don't believe them when they tell you it smells roses, when it's supposed to smell like pussy! Like cleaning a fish after you cook it. I want to taste the fish; that's why I ordered it."
Hey and what's this about cowboy boots?
Doesn't that hot guy at the bookstore have some?
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