"Did he really just say 'today is a perfect day to chase tomatoes'!?"
"Tornadoes."
"That makes much more sense. Chasing tomatoes seems like it would be...no challenge."
"Not necessarily. They might be duct taped to the bumper of a moving car."
"Good point."
"Of course, in Toronto traffic, we might catch them anyways."
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Hey Lady! Our blogs are twins! :)
I like misheard things. Esp. when people hear something else as opposed to just not hearing what you said. Pertaining to the post title, I think my best lyris mistake was back in high school with Jan Arden. "I have matches/I am Jesus" Niiiice, Julia. Pyro? Me? Never. Not the depressed goth girl. She wouldn't do things like make little voodoo dolls out of plastic army men and then burn them at night after her parents go to sleep.
Oh High School. f*ck you.
Seriously: Who are these people who truly believe high school days were their best?! What do your days consist of now? Thumb screws and drinking battery acid?
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